If you having Guru problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but the mods ain't one.
I got the party patrol on the cat patrol
Wammoes that wanna make sure my GW's closed
QQ critics they say he has no DF honour
I'm from #gwp stupid, press T cuz I'm the caller
If you grew up with Mending Jokes and no ectoes
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like screw shitters you can kiss my whole e-hole
If you don't like my armor you can get your own FoW
I got beef with Guru if I don't play they rules
They don't play my threads I don't give a shit SO
Bitch mods try and use my black ass
So operators can give 'em more !kb cuz they mad, suckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Rusty has
I'm from W/Mo Mendin to gold sellin I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one
The year's '04 and my beta is raw
In my rear view mirror is the Guru hippy law
I got two choices y'all hand over the beta or
Bounce on the double switch the filter to RED GORE
Now I ain't tryin' to see no temp ban
Plus I got a few keys I can fight the Man
So I...hand over my key and cop another at a store
I heard "Son do you know why I'm bannin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my postcounts real low?
Do I look like I have clvl sir, I don't know
Am I under tempban or should I guess some mo'?
"Are you carryin' a grudge on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't deleting shit all my posts are legit
"Well, do you mind if I lock your account for a little bit?"
Well guild is top 20 my password is numbers n digits
And I know my rights so you gon' need supermod permission for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of e-pimp or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't passin on pussy but I know a little bit
Enough that you kiddies couldn't ban my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when Dralspire comes"
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one
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